May 2013
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cdrepresume:
alexdayhasmywhale:
The only thing worse than being put into a group of strangers for a class project is being put into a group of strangers who are already friends with each other.
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kyleehenke:
do u ever get so torn between being productive or doing something fun that they cancel each other out and you wind up just sitting on your ass
did you mean the story of my entire life
And then, after doing absolutely nothing, you get so tired because you stress about not doing either. And because of that you do nothing.
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mintsmintsmints:
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thedivingboard:
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
you guys are putin way too much time into this
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batteur:
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
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talesofanswers:
That oughta show those demons to mess with us, eh, Star of Malkuth?
Masked Hero, it seems like someone is approaching. (I hope it’s not Asch telling us to quiet down again…)
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thefandomking:
dropkicks:
in england we don’t say “i love you,” instead we’ve built an entire culture around being repressed where expressing your feelings is extremely frowned upon and i think that’s why we drink so much.
#no that’s finland not england
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Obscure questions to ask me!
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
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mvtk42:
This is such a wonderful character: well-rounded, determined, realistic, and strong. ◡‿◡✿
I want to see what it takes to break them. ⊙‿⊙✿
celeinia asked: ♬
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atowaito asked: ♬
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semlahio asked: ♬
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thefierynuisance asked: ♬
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Leave a ♬ in my ask and I'll put my iTunes on...
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kanbarusuruga:
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kanbarusuruga:
I made that Asch expression more accurate
HOFISJKLSGNLSG
eggsnemesis:
so I started babysitting these two boys and I was playing LIFE the board game today with the younger one
and when I landed on the square that was like YOU JUST GOT MARRIED
he reached for the tiny little pink and blue people and was like “okay do you want to marry a girl or a boy?”
so I gently took a little pink figure from him and put it next to my little pink driver and we...
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pandoraheartsreminders:
Friendly reminder that Sharon Rainsworth is actually 23 years old (◡‿◡✿)
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lexingtonand52:
if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years
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April 2013
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M2spookykat:
“what are you doing today”
nothing really
“ok great so you can help me with this-“
no no no
you misunderstand
i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing
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